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| GrandChuck: wanna take this outside? i'm pretty sure i can take you
******: i'm not so sure about that. i'm from Queens
GrandChuck: i'm from brooklyn
******: I fight drunks on the train every morning here in boston
GrandChuck: i cry myself to sleep
GrandChuck: wait... what were we talking about? oh, and btw ****** is a girl. | | |
| GrandChuck: look, its like we're married already
GrandChuck: we're already eating and showering separately
GrandChuck: and we already have the not having sex part down
GrandChuck: all we need now is fights over nothing
GrandChuck: i'm even already cheating on you with a younger girl
GrandChuck: i'll go look for a ring marshead***: haha
marshead***: you're so crazy
marshead***: but i guess you're right
marshead***: once we start fighting then we're good | | |
| Elan: Did you have fun watching our game?
Joanna: Yeah
Elan: On a scale of 1 to 10, how much fun did you have?
Me: 10 being Elan telling a story, 1 being the time of your life.
Then I think I was hit. | | |
| At my cousins wedding during her little sisters speech... she was talking about one of her first memories of her older sister.
Little sister: She told me that Santa Claus was dead. I asked what happened and she said that someone had shot him.
Little kid in back (in a very concerned tone): Who shot Santa Claus? | | |
| By request of Elan, I am putting this up
GrandChuck: haha, i just want my jumpshot back
GrandChuck: its the one thing that made me slightly macho
GrandChuck: without it i might as well be a girl with a penis | | |
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